Polytheistic Non Denominational Heaven

(DISCLAIMER: I DON'T BELIEVE IN A HEAVEN AND HELL, I'M NOT A MEMBER OF CHRISTIANITY JUDAISM, ISLAM OR ANY OTHER PREDOMINANT RELIGION. THIS IS JUS BASED ON A DREAM I HAD. THIS IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE)



I'm a extremely right wing blak amerikan. I go to baptist church every sunday, i live whole heartedly by the bible and the doctrines of Christ. In my eye everybody elses religion, beliefs, philosophy is wrong. I take pride in converting people from their old beliefs (as would any practicing religious person). In debates relating to political stands I argue my case with religion. If sumbody has an issue wit that they're wrong and going against wut God says. I argue with Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Homosexuals, and many other people that don't live my standard Christian lifestyle.

I'm driving to an anti-abortion rally in Arlington, VA and my car hits a ditch on the freeway. The tire pops i swerve out of control and smash into the car a lane across from me and flip over a few times. The airbag didn't deploy and I'm hunced over my will with a broken chest. My skull is bleeding profusely and I black out. I die enroute to the hospital.

So I'm in ecstacy to that I'm at the gates of heaven, as has been promised in my religious text. St. Peter let's me thru the gates and i c the roads of gold, but no one is here but me..... I step into this giant castle assumin it was the house of god and to my amazement i c god the father and christ...along with Buddha, Vishnu, and a plethora of other gods...this is wrong...

The voice of god (out of the many gods...idk? it was a womens voice) says, "Earth was simply a test...me n these other gods had decided to wage a bet. We decided that in the event that we establish religions people would fight and rage war and cause riots. A few of us said it wouldn't be that way, but little did we kno, it was."

I feel lied to.

"We, the gods, are tolerant gods. We all have our own beliefs as do u on Earth, but it's not worth the destruction of society or insulting other people... We all coincide in the same house with no issues, becuz we all believe that everyone is different, thus no one is going to have the exact same belief system."

I say, "wut about the atheist"

God says, "No one's an atheist when the odds are hugely stacked against them. An atheist will pray in a fox hole" all the other gods agree, "this was just a lesson as life is, but heaven is a tolerant place. We admit most people to heaven simply on good deeds and good nature, and we appreciate ur kind nature, but also pardon ur ignorance in the face of others."

Then this angel came down (had on a knights helmet and these huge boots, warpaint and a huge sword with chain hangin from it , with like 40 sumfin wings, and fingerless spiked gloves) and touched my head with his sword and i entered this other realm, with billions of people and they were all tolerant and coexisted peacefully. Niggas was grillin food and playin volleyball n all that, then my eyes were finally opened. I wondered how this would've been if i knew this was on earth.

Soon to Be on the Milk Box

XXL Magazine has a small section in the mag where a rapper that's fallen off (or disappeared) is on a Milk Box. It's located near the Negroe Please segment and the Step ur Rap Game Up segment. Well Here are a few Rappers to soon b on the Milk Box. Sad thing is some of these cats (not most) could actually rap.


*Cam'ron (where is cam'ron youtube it)
*Young Dro (fuck he go)
*Hurricane Chris (angry puppy lookin ass)
*V.I.C. (lame as hell)
*MIMS (so not as hot as u said u was)
*J-Kwon (Raekwon stole ur name!? nigga u lost)
*Jibbs (Wish u woulda saved the money on ur Chain hangin low huh?)
*and more than likely a few other rappers i failed to mention

2009 the year of the Lyricist (Hip did this 1st)

Okay 2008 recap.

*Yung Berg flopped
*Gucci Mane went back to jail
*Soulja Boy flopped
*Charles Hamilton appeared
*Wale got signed ( i think that was '08, DC stand up)
*L.A.X. dropped (Game at his best in my opinion)
*8 of the Emcees on XXL's Freshman 10 (tho not some of my favorites) are bringing some form of intelligience back to Hip Hop.

My prediction for 2009 is that the lyricist is gonna rise once again, however i hope it's here to stay. Back in 2003 u had that lil "backpack rap" phase wit Kanye and Common (Electric Circus) where the majors tried to put forth the educated "uppity negro" as the steam engine for Hip Hop.

Ludacris is back to his roots and is in rare form, Saigon is set to release Greatest Story Never Told (...eventually), Jadakiss is set to release Kiss My Ass, and The Clipse are gonna follow up their XXL rated commercial failure (a bit short of gold, great album tho) Hell Hath no Fury. I might b forgettin sumfin, but for the most part 2009 is the year where Hip Hop wont let us down.

AKZionz ReAKZion comin soon
Hipnosis' Mental Therapy comin soon

-Vagabond Ak signin out

Trophy

I stayed over my girl crib over the night and all was well. I aint have no intention on stayin over, but it was cool tho. Me her brother n mama smoked beadies (cool right? I KNO!!!), we watched "embarassing" home videos, i baked my girl's ass up n down (as always, face was tight as hell lmao) and then i fell asleep on the leather couch (sweatin like hell on that leather couch). Let's back track a lil bit tho. We was in her room and i continued bakin her and amongst one of the things i said was sumfin my brother says quite frequently. I say "You're a trophy wife! lol"

I said it quite loosely cuz my kween sleeps like 23 hours of the day and she never has a preference or any suggestions. The morning comes and her mother's like, "Make Mike some breakfast..."(phreshest shyt i ever heard) and i'm like, "bet, make me some breakfast"....Kweens facial expression, "nigga please"...

So i decided to put the hand out and say come on yo I'll help. She's reluctant....but gives in. We gotta wash dishes. So I'm thinkin fine, I'll run the water, then she does sumfin that completely blows my mind...she opens a dishwasher...U gotta b fuckin kiddin me...anyway she proceeds to load it up, i'm amazed that she manages to avoid the grit and grime and pruney fingers of actually washing ur dishes, but i guess that was jus the warm up lol.

I pull the turkey bacon out and put it on the stove n she goes, "ur gonna put that on wit no butter" (MY JAW DROPS), "baby it makes it's own grease...were u serious?" her response, (under breath) ".....yeah".

"Ok...baby just get the eggs out and start on those." This shyt here is where the story becomes classik. She's beatin the eggs in the bowl and I just finished the bacon and there's no other pan for her to do the eggs...so while i'm cleanin it for her to use, i look over and she's choppin the butter (horizontally across the top lol) and puts it in a pot...."FOR EGGS THO BABY!?" Her mother and me are getting on her I'm shakin my head like wtf Moe. "Jenna get outta my kitchen" (I'm at her house mind u) and she walks off into the living room all pouty and plops down on the couch. I finish makin breakfast alone. It was great. My girl wasn't no help....at least she look good tho. Luv u Jenna

Best and Worst of 2008

Best
-Free Mixtapes (once again)
-L.A.X
-Rain at the Georgia Ave Carribean Day Parade
-Saigon Leaving Atlantic
-GTA 4
-Last FM
-Twitter
-Phillies World Series Win
-OBAMA WINS!!! (Broad Street was crazy)
-Play Clothes
-Everybody in HipHop punchin Yung Berg
-Royce Da 5'9" and Joe Budden Joinin forces
-the G Phone
-Rick Ross' Interview with Kevin Tate (youtube it lol)
-My New Haircut (youtube it)

Worst
-Plies' 3rd album
-Gucci Mane takin over DC
-OJ finally being proven guilty
-Paris Hilton finding a best friend on MTV
-Any Love show on VH1
-Tight Jeans and More Man Purses
-Louis Rags on thugs
-Hate Crimes on Obama Supporters (black and white alike)
-Philly rappers goin back n forth on Camera (like yall dont kno where the other dude live at)
-Common Working With Pharrell
-the Death of Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac a week within eachother
-Lil Wayne's Lip Ring
-Souljah boy gettin roasted after going back at Charles Hamilton (killed it on the autotunes Chuck, job well done)
-XXL Freshman 10
-Autotune

Cappa is Back

2 All Black Girls...Preserve that Power-U

SOUNDTRACK


A few weeks back i had my facebook status set as black girls preserve ur wooms or sumfin along those lines. Well i guess i'm just writing this to expound upon that statement. Like 4 girls i went to high school with got preg while they were in school. I try not to be judgemental of people, because i have a heavy belief that all people have some kinda good nature in them; and no matter what their situation may be it's not in my place to begin judging them unless i'm personally effected.

I get a fone call the week before thanksgiving from an old friend i been keepin in touch with via myspace. And i ask her about a picture of a sonogram on her page, and she says 'it's my son, im five monfs'. She's 20 now, she's outta skool, but her like many of the black girls i kno ended up gettin pregnant by a Bitch Ass Nigga (BAN). I wrote in an earlier facebok note that a bitch ass nigga's job is to fuck it up for real niggas. So in this case the BAN is that nigga that can bust nuts and dash quicker the Usain Bolt. How bitchmade is that!?

Young Black Women, stop givin it to these boys so easy. Karrine "Superhead" Steffans (ironically says) "Don't let out so fast. If u say no to a lame ass dude he'll switch his approach so damn quick... he'll approach u as a man later and address u more appropriately". Dave Chappelle (ELLINGTON IN THE BUILDING!!!!) more eloquently states "if pussy was a stock, the market would be plummeting, because ur givin it out wayyy to easy".

As men we're warriors, that bein said don't give these mufuckas victory, let em deserve the win. As warriors, men naturally love a challenge in a sense. So don't make the challenge five minutes of game spitting, a fresh hairstyle n kicks, the flashing of some car keys, and some Gucci Frames. That ain't where it's at. If he can't go no farther than that, you should know he was just tryna lay you. If that 4 days of tryna fuck turns into a week of tryna be subtle, it'll turn into week two where u never hear from this nigga again, unless u tryna give nook-nook.

A lot of these lame ass niggas can be spotted right from the jump....it's all in a young niggas myspace layout...if that nigga got a Lil Wayne background, that should be a no right out the gate lmao. But nah on some real, just peep the shyt a nigga says, if he droppin the L bomb a week in or feedin u a fairytale right out the jump, he probably been doin that for the las couple jawns he been hittin up n Boltin on. N i kno a lot of yall girls got girlfriends thas familiar to this situation...SO Y THE FUCK DO U LET URSELF GET IN THE SAME SITUATION!?!?!?!? Y'ALL AIN'T TIRED OF THIS SHYT YET!?!?!? I have nothing against teen pregnancy either, and yall BITCHMADE SLUT ASS CHAINGANG DIRTY DICK LAZY BUM ASS IDIOT SLEW FOOTED ASS NIGGAS NEED TO MAN THE FUCK UP!!!!

But yeah to sum it all up, don't let out to a nigga u think won't make a suitable partner; father; male friend. Not to say don't have sex out of a relationship (that's very much fine), becuz people are gonna be people. There's nuffin wrong wit gettin it in, but don't put out to anything ass niggas....iight im bout to cook sumfin...AKZionz ReAKZion Comin Early '09.

Fuck What U Heard, RICK ROSS IS THAT NIGGA!!!

watch this n tell me u dont like Ross

AKZionz and G5 Making History (AKZionz ReAKZion, comin early '09)

Home Studios....

So a few nights ago while cleaning, high off of cleaning supplies (thas what happens when u clean wit windows closed...stupid me) i started reflectin on an old conversation i had wit my man Ceph-One. A while back my man was like "yo Ak, for all the good the home studio has done, it's done just as much bad..." This statement came completely outta left field following an awkward gap in a conversation we was having about the affect of marijuana and how it helps make beter cartoons (!?...some shyt like dat).

I stopped and thought in great amazement like, "fuck that come from?"

He was like, "It's good that we got it, but look what it did for Soulja Boy..."

So now I'm thinkin about it a bit more, and it's like damn.... I get to make my own shytt without payin a hourly price for studio time, but at the same time a lot of wack ass kids got the same luxury of the home studio. I'm glad and very grateful to have the minimal shyt i need to record and it's affordability, it's my job and i love it. However, this makes such things available to everybody, even them gump ass rappers makin 1...2....5 (no nothin niggas) music and (months l8r with no effort) selling mils; not to say that I do this for pay, but it would be nice to start a career outta this at some point in my life...preferably now (college is pissin me off)

Now don't take this the wrong way, and i say this in the least elitist way possible, but at times i feel like the home studio is fuckin up HARD. I'm like, "I plan on making a career of this. Mr. Maker of Affordable Home Recording, why are u making my dreams so affordable to everybody else? Why do they do subpar shytt and get deals for they shytt, meanwhile I'm sweating in an unairconditioned room tryin not to let my mic pick up the sounds of the fan, and going at heights to hang up quilts to kill ambience.

Why do bullshyt studio gangsters make music in they million dollar closets n the hills get on...them niggas gon inherit money, fuck they need the Def Jam advance for...

not to sound salty, cuz i aint done payin dues yet, but i think more then half the niggas in XXL Show and Prove section are lames that turned to rap cuz they couldn't sell crack no more or got tired of saying ignorant shytt and not gettin payed for it....idk

I'm about to step out and try to find somebody wit the new Beyonce. I bet she more gangster than half ur favorite rappers out here, only difference she was born wit a twat, when half these niggas is jus twats.

Iight I'm gone...i'll be back

Big Ak the Vagabond signin out...

Easily Said and Done

So i'm watchin Maury Show...

These parents are so bitch made...

How do u get ur shytt rushed on the daily by 14 year olds...

Told y'all that timeout shytt don't work...

Crack a strap across that ass...

Grandmother whipped my ass, look how i turned out....

Nigga's n college, makin music, and readin books about self knowledge. I can't think of that many timeout kids that turned out that well...or maybe im subjective cuz i'm all for justifiably beatin the fuck outta ur kids.

Loafin n Promotion

AKZionz ReAKZion, comin early '09 (warm-up track 1)

AKZionz ReAKZion comin soon

in the meantime enjoy this joint
http://www.zshare.net/audio/51389113a97b5ab7/

We Ain't the Souf!!!

D.C. is not the south, to all you D.C. niggas that try to sound like Wayne, Gucci n all them other southern niggas, we are not the south. D.C. niggas don't even talk like that, then u rap and all of sudden the D.C. n u leave, n all ATL comes out. Step ur bars up u faggot ass niggas...

Much respect to D.C. niggas doin they thing. Wale, Tabi, and Markie (don't like they music too much, but respect they grind). I gotta stop loafin n get me some Nike Boots too. D.C. Stand Up!!!a

http://myspace.com/akzionz

AKZionz ReAKZion, comin early '09

In the midst of everyone releasing music on the iNet for free this past spring-summer, me and Hipno did as well wit the well received Brothas in Arms Mixtape. Now it's about time i drop a free solo mixtape via the iNet in the middle of drop season again following my M1 Platoon Brothers' We Not Them, Nate Grey's Up Town Apollo Tape, and G5 Clive's (i might make an appearance) Social Class.

Be on the look out for the AKZionz ReAKZion Tape comin to a Mac Book, Toshiba, HP, Compaq, Dell etc near u. Expected to drop between January and February '09, with possible features from Banquo, C4 Black of the M1P, G5 Clive, Hipnosis and a few more.

Until then Vagabond AKZ signin out. Support my brothers

Download We Not Them part 1 now
http://www.zshare.net/download/50719575cc4f08b1

Uptown Apollo Comin Soon

*CLASSIK N THE MAKING

Social Class Droppin December 10, 2008

*CLASSIK N THE MAKING

fuck u

happy, sad, freezing, summer?

Ok...this may seem odd, but do we have emotions because we always had them or did we develop them outta necessity. I dont necessarily believe emotions arent important, if we aint have em life would be pretty damn grey. But still, sometimes i wish things like stupid ass people didnt have emotions. By stupid ass people, i mean people that have nothing positive to offer the world. If they werent here we'd b a lot better off.

On the other hand without these stupid ass people, we wouldn't know what makes the better emotions so good...yeah, like people in Alaska dont come out every morning and go "my god it's cold", because they may not have a warm to compare it to...maybe i'm mistaken, but i hope my drift is caught.

I think i need to think more on this and come back and write a follow up...keep an eye open.

We Made It

So I Just Voted Right...

Execution of these Lawz

Back n July, my man G Christ (yall may know him as Nate Grey, Kennef or Black Jesus) put me up on this book by Robert Greene; The 48 Laws of Power. This would become a book that i would never be able to sit down and put energy into reading from front to back. So i pretty much read it on and off, usually in between school, homework reading, running errands, living my life, and talkin to my kween.

About 2 weeks ago, i found myself reading some more of these laws after cleaning my crib (u gotta preserve ur spot yo). So i flipped thru a few pages and skipped from law 17 (what i had read up to) and landed on at the beginning of law 25 (recreate yourself)...ok it's about that time. I'm 19 years older, I'm an artist, I'm a kalij student, I'm a representative for the underpriviledged kids of DC, and it's about time I add sumfin else to that to make myself a bit more of a better off person.

Maybe it's about time i make an investment into a new craft to add onto my long list of others. Maybe it's about time i take on a new mantra to get in my zone. Maybe it's about time i splash more seeds, thas always a good investment...Healthy FUTURE. Nothing is certain yet, but i expect to make some changes as well as add some things to myself.

First thing first. My Fizikal: It's about time i get some new frames (these glasses are pissing me off...and these are the back up pair that i didnt like anyway). I'm a business student, so it's about time i step up my collection of grown man clothes (i been sayin this for the longest, sadly i haven't had too much of a surplus lately, the recession is hittin me hard like the nex guy) and sooner or later (most likely sooner than later ) i'm gonna have to chop down my goatee :-(. My eyes are gonna have to clear up too. These are just a few things amongst many that i've been concidering.

As far as the intangible changes are concerned, you'll c as i execute them at some point n the future. These changes gon b a lot more powerful especially with me involuntarily practicing law 16 up here in Philly, away from home. I'm gon read 25 a few more times for a bit more clarity. Until then the Vagabond says peace...Obama '08, get up and make change y'all.

My Umi Says Shine ur Light on the World

Skyline pt.2 (The Rulers Back)

I'm sorry, but this class is unbearable. So to allow myself to write this blog, i jus got my laptops mic on recording the lecture for later on when i got the patience to lissen to this shrill monotone voice.

So i go to look back at the Skyline through the classroom window, but she has me all figured out. The blinds are closed...that being said, i'll iPod things thru one ear (Shuffles iPod and settles on Scarface's latest album M.A.D.E.).

So the other night i was laying back on the phone with Ceph the God watchin VH1's Hip Hop Honors, and i realized something. Slick RIck was telling his story and he was decked out in a brown and lime suit, matching eye patch of course, and jewelry. A platinum link and another platinum link wit a green stoned crucifix, and i said "WTF, Ricky D aint wearin the truck gold!?!?" and Ceph's response was, "Damn I aint even notice. I was just listening to what he was saying."

I was listening too, however i think i was doing more observing than listenin. As an emcee i'm not one to judge a rapper by their pieces, but Slick Rick is synonymous with gold. After a good two decades of wearing ropes, cubans, and gucci links wit massive gaudy dinner plate sized pendants and obnoxiously loud chunky rings on virtually every finger, the Ruler could most definitely wear his weight in gold (Even chandeliers is jealous of the patch eye's glitter).

Fade to Black concert, before Ghostface went to perform his duet wit Beyonce, Rick tosses all of his gold around the Wu Tang Emcees tree bark sized neck (also known for Truck Gold) and (all respect to Ghost) it looked like it was pulling him down on stage. Back to the Hip Hop Honors show, Slick Rick graces the stage with all his jewelry on and puts on a theatrical form of his international hit "Children's Story". I dont know, maybe his lack of Jewelry during the interview is just him growing up. Maybe his neck can't take it no more lol, or maybe he feels like he's left his mark in Hip Hop's history of crown jewels.

On the Pharell Williams Gangster Grill Mixtape, Skateboard P kicks off the tape by saying " I was inspired by Slick Rick, like he used to just come on stage and shytt on niggas real quick, then wave his fingers around the world and call us crumbs n shytt, i was hurt, stunned, astounded, amazed, and dazed and confused as a child. When u look at the 'Hey Young World' video, that shytt changed my life. So when u see me rollin around here lookin like Slick Rick, you know what the fuck it's comin from." I think Pharrell jus said what i was tryna say. It's kinda hard seein one of the loudest icons in Hip Hop (shot his cuzn n broad daylight n the Bronx, and pulled off in a yellow beamer wit Ricky D on the plates, kinda movie star shytt is that?) come so humble wit such modest jewelry on. IDK if this makes no sense...i jus kno this make me wanna listen to the "Great Adventures of Slick Rick" (Controversial ass album, if i've ever seen one).